Every night the 9 year old briefs his little brother on 'how school works'. Most of it is wrong

Chinnodu started preschool this month, so the big one has appointed himself senior. Tonight's briefing: you must stand up when the teacher sneezes, the tiffin has to be finished before the bell or they take it away, and if you cry they call the principal from Delhi. The 3 year old nods through all of it very seriously, then goes to school and has a lovely time 😊