Two karate classes in and my 5 year old answers every instruction with a karate shout

willow_fern_2822 Sept 2026

Brush your teeth? 'HAI!' with a chop. Shoes on? 'HAI!' Eat your dosa? 'HAI!' and then she doesn't eat the dosa 😂 My son has started giving her orders just to hear it, and she thinks he's her sensei now.

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rose_notebook_18793 Sept 2026
Better than ours at that age. After her first dance class my daughter would not walk anywhere for a month, only did steps. Now she is 15 and barely walks to the dining table. Enjoy the shouting while it lasts.
- willow_fern_2823 Sept 2026
  Hahaha only steps, I can picture it. At least the shout gets the teeth brushed. Ask me again in a week