Found a note excusing my son from PT, in handwriting that's almost mine
Emptying his school bag at midnight after my last call, I found a neatly folded note: 'Please excuse my son from PT today as he is very tired. Thank you, Mom.' The spelling is perfect, the handwriting is a decent attempt at mine, and it never occurred to him to sign my name, just 'Mom'. It's still in the bag, so either it hasn't been used yet or he's made a spare. I'm torn between a serious talk and asking him to draft my work emails.