Spent ten minutes editing my daughter's playschool circular in my head before I saw what it wanted

Occupational hazard. Her playschool sent a note about their Independence Day celebration and I was already rewording the second paragraph, fixing the date format, thinking this should be two lines, not eight. Then I got to the actual ask. Tricolour outfit by Friday. It's Wednesday, tomorrow is my office day, and paapa owns exactly one orange frock, which she has strong views about 🙂 My partner has been informed.