My nephew keeps score of every time the hospital calls me on a Sunday
He's with us more this year and has decided my on-call phone is a video game. Every call is a 'boss level'. There's a chart on the fridge with dates and a running total, and he cheers when it rings during lunch. Today's score is 4. He wants to know if there's a bonus round when I have to go in. He may have a point.